Blargh! If I don't get my license, I'm going an heroine.

I go for my license in less than an hour now, and I'm freaked. Okay, let's be optimistic about this, even though I probably won't be getting it because after seven hours of practice, I still can't parallel park.

Best Case Scenario: If I get my license, I'll be able to drive to work, structure my own hours, drive to school for early morning gym, make my own appointments, go to colleges with Tina, and drive to Esther's for our Jambiddlybop on Thursday.

Worst Case Scenario: If I don't get my license...well, I suppose I'll have a possible topic for college admissions essays. I'm one of those kids who is good at high school and...pretty much nothing else. So when folks say, "Oh, you'll be fine. Driving is just common sense," I say, "Uh-oh..."

I'll report back later after I've finished crying over my immense failure at life.

Edit: ZOMGWTFBBQLOLZ I got it.